The World is Yours for the Taking

Are you feeling curious?   I'm Megan, and I might be the chillest person you will ever meet.

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

(via nsome)

— 33 minutes ago with 31225 notes
itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

(via i-could-not-want-you-more)

— 1 hour ago with 571388 notes
building-an-unstoppable-fist:

haveyoueverseen-therain:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

CATS

if i could pick any other creature to be if not human, it would be a feline of some sort. just…ridiculous.

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

haveyoueverseen-therain:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

CATS

if i could pick any other creature to be if not human, it would be a feline of some sort. just…ridiculous.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via cars-n-ass-n-shit)

— 1 hour ago with 307988 notes